bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

xspiritofthemapleleaf:

gavirn:

the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation

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(Source: gavirn)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal


(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)


deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(Source: stone-cold-steve-ostracised)

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai)