fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
being alone with your friends parents